James: Wait, what if the baby’s like me
Lily: What do you mean
James: *low key starting to panic* An impulsive, oblivious mess
Lily: what
James: I almost set Hogwarts on fire on eight different occasions
James: I once snuck a dragon into the school
James: I got detention almost every day
James: *actually panicking* I’m an illegal deer for Merlin’s sake





























